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like
facebook
status
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME, I'M NOT A FACEBOOK STATUS.
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wallet
like
onion
open
cry
"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."
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old
wise
first
young
stupid
TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU FIRST HAVE TO BE YOUNG AND STUPID.
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things
need
life
job
food
sleep
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE THING WE NEED IN LIFE: GOOD FRIENDS GOOD JOB GOOD FOOD GOOD SLEEP & GOOD LUCK Whatever you are thinking is right
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day
saturday
sunday
weekend
blink
-Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Blink -Monday
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face
problem
struggle
You can't FACE the problem if the problem is your FACE.
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sometimes
wish
bird
fly
people
shit
SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A BIRD... SO I COULD FLY OVER CERTAIN PEOPLE AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS.
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sleep
people
without
access
internet
Sleep is for people without access to the internet...
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amazing
easy
worth
give
worthy
valentine
If she's amazing she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. if she's worth it,you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
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anyone
tell
buy
makeup
stop
talking
IF ANYONE TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY NEW MAKEUP, STOP TALKING TO THEM YOU DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF negativity IN YOUR LIFE...
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apple
day
keep
anyone
away
throw
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH
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friday
second
favorite
food
first
definitely
FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE F WORD MY FIRST IS FOOD YES, DEFINITELY FOOD
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want
kill
myself
climb
ego
jump
IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF I WOUND CLIMB YOUR EGO AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ.
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facebook
place
most
post
problems
everyone
"Facebook, the place where most people post their problems for everyone to see, except the person with whom they're having the problem with!"
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impress
technology
download
food
internet
I won't be impressed with the technology until I can download food
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when
someone
laugh
funny
joke
I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke..
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